Max Verstappen Announces He’s Leaving F1 For Bowling

MIAMI, FL - Revealing the “gut-wrenching” decision following his loss to Lando Norris at the Miami GP, 26-year-old Max Verstappen announced Monday that he would be leaving Formula 1 for to pursue his passion of competitive bowling. “Although these past few seasons have been amazing, I know in my heart I belong on the lanes,” said the 3-time champion, adding that while he loved Red Bull, Checo, and the fans, he’d never be able to forgive himself if he didn’t at least try to follow his true passion of bowling. “While I love racing, it’s always been a dream of mine to knock down a group of pins with a heavy ball. I think I'll score a perfect game soon. It’s going to be amazing!” At the time of this writing, he's taken a position as ball cleaner because has quick hands.