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8 BILLION TEE

$38.00

It’s not arrogance, it’s just statistical probability.

Eight billion people, and yet here you are, the lone beacon of driving excellence in a sea of morons. 

You didn’t ask for this burden, but greatness rarely does. 

This tee isn’t just a statement, it’s a public service announcement. Wear it proudly, knowing you’re the hero the roads need, even if they don’t deserve you.

  • Regular fit
  • Beige Screenprint
  • NFR Woven Neck Label
  • Light weight, 5.4 oz
  • 50% cotton 50% polyester
  • Moisture Wicking
  • Preshrunk
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem, and front neck

United States: 3-5 Days
International: 7-14 Days depending on the location and your local parcel service

We use USPS for most our local deliveries and UPS for international orders.

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