8 BILLION TEE
$38.00
It’s not arrogance, it’s just statistical probability.
Eight billion people, and yet here you are, the lone beacon of driving excellence in a sea of morons.
You didn’t ask for this burden, but greatness rarely does.
This tee isn’t just a statement, it’s a public service announcement. Wear it proudly, knowing you’re the hero the roads need, even if they don’t deserve you.
- Regular fit
- Beige Screenprint
- NFR Woven Neck Label
- Light weight, 5.4 oz
- 50% cotton 50% polyester
- Preshrunk
- Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem, and front neck
United States: 3-5 Days
International: 7-14 Days depending on the location and your local parcel service
We use USPS for most our local deliveries and UPS for international orders.