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BUNDLE - 8 BILLION SWEATSHIRT

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It’s not arrogance, it’s just statistical probability.

Eight billion people, and yet here you are, the lone beacon of driving excellence in a sea of morons. 

You didn’t ask for this burden, but greatness rarely does. 

This sweatshirt isn’t just a statement, it’s a public service announcement. Wear it proudly, knowing you’re the hero the roads need, even if they don’t deserve you.

  • Regular fit
  • Beige Screenprint
  • NFR Woven Neck Label
  • Mid weight, 8 oz
  • 50% cotton 50% polyester
  • NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
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