8 BILLION SWEATSHIRT
$60.00
It’s not arrogance, it’s just statistical probability.
Eight billion people, and yet here you are, the lone beacon of driving excellence in a sea of morons.
You didn’t ask for this burden, but greatness rarely does.
This sweatshirt isn’t just a statement, it’s a public service announcement. Wear it proudly, knowing you’re the hero the roads need, even if they don’t deserve you.
- Regular fit
- Maroon Screenprint
- NFR Woven Neck Label
- Mid weight, 8 oz
- 50% cotton 50% polyester
- NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece
- Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage