Jake Paul Challenges Traffic Cone For Title Of "Most Useless Opponent"
NEW YORK, NY - Vowing to put the retired traffic cone in his place “once and for all,” internet personality and professional boxer Jake Paul publicly challenged traffic cone, Post Macone, to a boxing match on Friday.
“I heard you’ve been talking a lot of shit about me, Macone, but soon the whole world will know how useless you really are,” said the 27-year-old YouTuber, who stated that while he had never mistreated the traffic cone after stealing it from a construction site 2 years prior, he was ready to dole out a long-overdue beating.
“Listen, I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. So let’s settle this in the ring. Meet me in Miami whenever you’re ready. The Hard Rock Stadium, 12 rounds, just you and me. Pull up, bitch. Unless you’re too scared?”
At press time, reports confirmed Jake had been knocked out cold by Post Macone in a record 4.5 seconds.
“I heard you’ve been talking a lot of shit about me, Macone, but soon the whole world will know how useless you really are,” said the 27-year-old YouTuber, who stated that while he had never mistreated the traffic cone after stealing it from a construction site 2 years prior, he was ready to dole out a long-overdue beating.
“Listen, I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. So let’s settle this in the ring. Meet me in Miami whenever you’re ready. The Hard Rock Stadium, 12 rounds, just you and me. Pull up, bitch. Unless you’re too scared?”
At press time, reports confirmed Jake had been knocked out cold by Post Macone in a record 4.5 seconds.